Celebrity Deathwatch 2016 #0068-0074

Gareth Thomas, 71, Roj Blake on Blake’s 7 and UK that guy actor.

Fucks given: .25

Doris Roberts, 90, actress, was on some shows.

Fucks given: [repeating a joke I already made on someone’s post about this on teh facebooks]: OMG RIP Betty White.

Chyna, 46, pro wrestler, 9th wonder of the world, and also did a porno and, turns out, her clit was bigger than my cock.

Fucks given: 3

Walter Kohn, 93, physicist and Nobel Prize winner.

Fucks given: 1

Richard Lyons, 57, founder of Negativland

Fucks given: 13 this totally sucks balls

Guy Hamilton, 93, director of Goldfinger

Fucks given: 4

Prince, 57, musician, artist formerly known as a symbol but then went back to being Prince.

Fucks given: 12.

Celebrity Deathwatch 2016 #0050-0067

Frank Sinatra, Jr., 72, son of a famous singer and kidnapping victim.

Fucks given: 0.

Larry Drake, 67, noted that guy actor.

Fucks given: 3, I recognize him from some things, some of which were entertaining.

Joe Santos, 84, another that guy actor.

Fucks given: 3, he was definitely in some stuff.

Scabs, 41, drummer for Frankenstein Drag Queens from Planet 13.

Fucks given: 0, never heard of him or them.

Bob Ebeling, 89, guy who said “Hey, the Space Shuttle is going to blow up.

Fucks given: 5

Phife Dawg, 45, was in A Tribe Called Quest.

Fucks given: 0, I have heard of A Tribe Called Quest but have no idea what songs they have done.

Ken Howard, 71, the coach on The White Shadow.

Fucks given: .5, I vaguely remember the show, not sure if I ever watched it, but I do remember the Saturday Night Live parody.

Antoine Demoitié, 25, bicycle racer.

Fucks given: 0, and I only mention him because I was looking for video of the crash and stumbled upon some weird news “videos” that are actually a series of still pictures with apparently a text-to-speech app reading printed news stories, which I didn’t even realize was a “thing”.

Toni Grant, 73, radio psychologist.

Fucks given: 0.

Winston Moseley, 81, murdered Kitty Genovese, the popular story of which is complete bullshit.

Fucks given: -1.

James Noble, 94, played the Governor on Benson.

Fucks given: .5

Patty Duke, 69, had her own show back in the 60s.

Fucks given: oh wow, she’s Sean Astin‘s mom.

Erik Bauersfeld, 93, voice of Admiral Ackbar.

Fucks given:

Bill Henderson, 90, jazz singer who was also in a bunch of movies and TV shows.

Fucks given: 0, I don’t recognize him.

Joe Medicine Crow, 102, Native American historian and War Chief.

Fucks given: 8

Merle Haggard, 79, country singer and former inmate of San Quentin prison.

Fucks given: 1

Blackjack Mulligan, 73, professional wrestler.

Fucks given: 0, don’t remember him.

David Gest, 62, freaky looking guy who was married to Liza Minelli.

Fucks given: 0.

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Dan Haggerty, 73, Grizzly Adams

Fucks given: .25, to be honest I can’t remember if I ever watched an episode of the show or not.

Clarence Reid, 76, aka Blowfly.

Fucks given: 0, oddly I have no idea who this is.

Dale Griffin, 67, drummer for Mott the Hoople.   Coincidentally, their big song, All the Young Dudes, was written by the recently deceased David Bowie.

Fucks given: 1; I don’t care about Mott the Hoople, however later on he produced albums for Hanoi Rocks and The Cult and Peel Sessions for Pulp, Nirvana, Smashing Pumpkins, and Carcass.

“Iron” Mike Sharpe, 64, professional wrestler.

Fucks given: 0; strangly, I remember all the guys he’s wrestling in this video, but don’t remember him at all.

Glenn Frey, 67, guest star on an episode of Miami Vice who also had a crappy band.

Fucks given: 3, I really liked him on Miami Vice.

Andy Dog Johnson, 57, artist, did album covers for The The.

Fucks given: 1.

Dr. Robert M. Carter, 74, Australian climate change skeptic.

Fucks given: OMG OBVIOUSLY MURDERED BY FASCIST GLOBAL WARMING CULTISTS DOES ALGORE HAVE AN ALIBI?

Celebrity Deathwatch 2015 #0128-0131

Rowdy Roddy Piper, 61, professional wrestler and star of They Live.

Fucks given: ALL OF THEM.  I quite enjoyed him as a wrestler when I was young, and They Live was awesome.

Lynn Anderson, 67, country singer best known for her 1971 hit (I Never Promised You a) Rose Garden.

Fucks given: <0.  That song is on the list of songs I fucking hate because my mom listened to that shitty pop-country* shit all the fucking time when I was growing up and I’ve heard that fucking piece of shit song thousands of times.

Buddy Emmons, 78, “The World’s Foremost Steel Guitarist

Fucks given: 0, never heard of him.

Bobbi Kristina Brown, 22, daughter of Bobby Brown and late crackhead Whitney Houston.

Fucks given: 0.  Side note: apparently a fight broke out at her funeral.

* also folk music, but at least that would sometimes have entertaining lyrics.

Celebrity Deathwatch 2015 #0099-0102

Takanonami, 43, former Sumo wrestler.

Fucks given: 2, I used to watch Sumo back in the 90’s when he was active in the sport.

JoAnn Dean Killingsworth, 91, first woman to play Snow White at Disneyland.

Fucks given: .25

Fun fact: I didn’t go on the Snow White ride at Disneyland until I was about 25; when I was a little kid I didn’t go on it because there was a warning on the map that said it was scary, and when I was older I had no interest in going on it.  When I finally did go on it, it was somewhat disappointing.

“Nature Boy” Buddy Landel, 53, professional wrestler.

Fucks given: 0; never heard of him.  Also, I was confused when I read this because I thought Ric Flair was the “Nature Boy”.  I was right, and they had a “Battle of the Nature Boys” back in 1990.  So, there’s that.

Tod Law, 40s(?), singer for Unit:187, Leukemia.

Fucks given: 8, that sucks.