Friday Night Video LXXXI

Kinda like this, but less official videoish.

In other random news, at the Skinny Puppy show last week, I ran into a guy I used to know who was a major distributor of psychedelic chemicals “back in the day”, as the kids say, and is now apparently on his way to becoming a (very ugly) woman.

Friday Night Video LV

I scheduled tonight’s video several days in advance, as currently I am in Portland.  When this post goes live I will be quite intoxicated.

One time several years ago I was in Portland at an establishment with a lovely salad bar.  Some girl with tattoos, piercings, and dreadlocks stepped onto a stage and placed a CD into a small stereo system, then began removing her clothes while this song.  My reaction was, “oh crap, she saw us.”

Other random awesome moments in Portland establishments which happen to have stages upon which naked women dance for small bills:

  • The time some girl jumped off the stage, ran over to me (sitting at a table at the time) and jumped on my lap and started grinding away.  Then ran back to the stage and jumped back on, kicking over someone’s drink as she did so, leading to much embarrassment all around.
  • The time I thought to myself, “WTF is on that girl’s leg?”, then grabbed a seat next to the stage to get a better view.  As far as I could tell the girl
    • Was really into The Little Mermaid, and
    • Had a boyfriend who wanted to be a tattoo artist despite lacking any talent whatsoever, but she was in love or something so let him practice on her.

Anyways.  Currently I am probably either at or on my way to some weird underground establishment, where some guy who homebrews large batches of beer throws open his basement and lets everyone have samples for a small “donation” (since he can’t actually sell the beer) while his wife sells brownies laced with teh marijuana.  Also, I’ve been drinking since approximately noon,  because fuck yeah Portland.

Tomorrow we go to a local dog park to see the Portland Blazers dancers, because it’s within stumbling distance of where I’m staying.

Friday Night Video LIV


I believe there may have been television commercials for MARS-FM using this song, but I could be remembering that incorrectly.

I do remember having a conversation with a friend of mine regarding MARS-FM that went something like:

Him: Hey, this new station.  MARS.  Have you listened to it?

Me: No.  What do they play?

Him: I don’t know.  It’s… weird.