Notice

Notice: Mother-boards will now be referred to as Main-boards. Daughterboards are also obsolete and are now known as Childboards. However, Slave-drive is considered acceptable in most formal and technical circles, in person they prefer to be called bitch, dirty whore, rubber slut, daddy’s princess or my-little-pony, depending on their personal preference.

IT

OK, so I just got done reading this: The B**** manager from hell.

Half of my annoyance is with the evil manager, the other half with the guy writing the story who, despite all warnings, continues to give a shit.  At the end he appears to have documented things properly, however at several points in the story I’m almost punching the monitor screaming DUDE WHAT ARE YOU DOING SEND A FUCKING EMAIL TO EVERYONE DOCUMENTING THIS SHIT FUCK.

BTW, in case anyone is not aware of this fact, corporate IT sucks.  Primarily because, at the end of the day, no matter what you do, you are on the “expense” side of the ledger.  You are a utility; a necessary expense which only gets attention when shit does not work.

As a nice palate cleanser, here is an entirely different reddit thread which is not safe for work and makes me feel funny in my pants.