The original text of Senate Bill 468 banned strip clubs that served alcohol from hiring dancers under the age of 21-years-old.
According to online records, Rep. Kenneth E. Havard proposed an amendment that would also also limit employees to be “between twenty-one and twenty-eight years of age and shall be no more than one hundred and sixty pounds in weight.“
AKA interesting moments during my weekend trip to Portland which, coincidentally, turned out to be in the middle of Portland Beer Week.
Key quotes: “Are you guys here to party or ride bikes?” – Girl at the front counter; “I’m going to slit my wrists” – Representative from New Belgium.
Friday night: ended up at Dean’s Scene, Dean being some old hippie who decided to build a bar in his basement and give homebrewed beer to anyone who shows up.
Key quote: “What the fuck was in that root beer?” – One of my friends the next day.
Key quote: “Did you see that skeleton girl? I felt like giving her money just so she could buy a sandwich.” – Me.
Sunday: Nothing. Just drinking, barbecuing, and watching F1 racing.
And now, not only back to work, but I’m on call until next Tuesday. Fuck.
* no link because fuck you autoplay.