Kill it With Fire

Fursuits aren’t really made for sex.

Which reminded me of this:

In some ways it’s easier to accept and sign off on bizarre-yet-harmless behaviors and obsessions if there’s a sexual component. None of us can really help, control, or direct our sexual interests or fetishes; we can, however, control how we choose to act on them. Someone who gets rock hard or dripping wet when dressed up like a fox or a raccoon or Ann Coulter makes a rough sort of sense. But someone who fantasizes about being an animal or hangs out with people who do without the excuse/cover of sexual fetish or compulsion? I’m sorry, but that’s just sick.

Damn AA Sponsors

A Georgia mother was arrested for throwing a wild, naked Twister party for her teen daughter and her friends after her Alcoholics Anonymous sponsor ratted her out

This story really has everything:

  • provided weed and alcohol to the partying teens
  • joined them in a game of naked Twister
  • former Mormon Sunday school teacher
  • found an 18-year-old … the two snuck off to a bathroom to have sex
  • still “horny,” so she brought her sex toys into the living room and used them in front of the group
  • The party continued in Lehnardt’s hot tub
  • passed out in her bed … woke up around 3:30 a.m. to find her daughter’s well-endowed 16-year-old boyfriend having sex with her
  • Her daughter ‘felt guilty’ because the 16-year-old was 10-inches long and huge, and if she had been able to take it he wouldn’t have needed to rape her mother
  • made her realize that her drinking, which she started doing when she separated from her husband in November, was a problem
  • lost custody of her children, ages 4, 6, 8, 10 and 16
  • grew up in the Mormon Church
  • never touched a drop of alcohol before her husband of 15 years came back from a deployment to Iraq with Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder and anger issues in 2010

According to her attorney, some of the accusations “were exaggerated.”