Church of Gail Attacked by Giant Sentient Taco and Burrito

RELATED – Jesuit malware causes serious problems with the penises of Gail’s men (Matthew McConaughey, Brent Spiner, and Vladimir Putin) and then they got their penises stolen by Chinese doctors who wanted larger penises.  Or something.

Also the malware caused her sister to grow a penis and rape a couple of women.

Celebrity Deathwatch 2015 #0079

Aruna Shanbaug, 66, Indian* nurse who was raped and strangled in 1973 and left in a persistent vegetative state.  Recently she led to a discussion of euthanasia laws in India, which led to India legalizing passive euthanasia.

Fucks given: goddamn, this is some pretty fucked up shit – among other things, they didn’t charge the guy with assraping her because they were afraid she would be shunned.

 

*dot, not feather.

Thanks Sea Otters

“…the sea otter positioned itself dorsal to the [seal] pup’s smaller body while grasping it by the head and holding it underwater in a position typical of mating sea otters. As the sea otter thrust his pelvis, his penis was extruded and intromission was observed. At 105 min into the encounter, the sea otter released the pup, now dead, and began grooming.”

Also, and more recently, a rare golden lion tamarn monkey was eaten by otters in accident at British zoo.

I remember watching a sea otter catch seabirds off the northern coast of California. The otter would catch the birds and break the necks, or at least that is what I thought it was doing. It was pulling the heads off and then drinking from the bird’s body like a viking’s grog.