Sasha Grey Denies Being a Dead Nurse in Ukraine

Recent news on Sasha Grey is strange and fun.

Porn star denies militant reports of her death as volunteer nurse in Ukraine

Entourage star and former porn actress Sasha Grey blasts Russia’s propaganda after her photograph appears in false story of nurse who is ‘murdered by her Ukrainian captors’

Sasha Grey Is Not a Murdered Battle Nurse in the Ukraine

Interesting fact, “The name “Sasha” was taken from Sascha Konietzko of the band KMFDM, and “Grey” represents Oscar Wilde’s novel The Picture of Dorian Gray.” She was also a founding member of the ‘industrial’ band aTelecine.

Thanks Porn Popup

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Sometimes sites have these little fake porn chats that popup and mimic Facebook or whatever. Then this happened. Obviously someone is just dicking around now, this is not a pleasing first liner from a woman, even if that woman is a bot.

While I would not ever deny being a porn connoisseur, I was actually watching police raid videos after a “no knock warrant” conversation at work.

The Fappening of J Lawrence

I had friends over until two am last night. when I returned to my trending news ticker it was exploding with words and phrases like “Jennifer Lawrence leaked photos”, “Jlaw nude”, “Olivia Munn penetrated”, “hacker releases celeb nudes”, “Apple iCloud security questioned”. Yeah, no shit.

So, a reminder to all my friends. When you take a photo of you measuring your penis, or you send a topless photo to your long distance partner, or you feel the need to document your turd (you know who you are), take the time to also make sure your cloud storage is turned off. Don’t stop sending nude photos to you loved ones. A life without perversion is a life half lived. Or be like Eva Green and just get nude so much it doesn’t matter when it wasn’t meant for a public audience.

This is the most questionable thing in all the “underground” news bits: Posted on 4chan, someone found that women are posting nude selfies with a hashtag #JenniferLawrenceWeSupportYou. I guess now is the best time to be a chronic masturbator online. Our ancestors would pillage across continents to have the sort of full access to selfie porn that is becoming available.

Or maybe not, since they probably had access to brothels, slaves, and multiple wives.

Seriously dear friends, stay safe, be smart – don’t trust clouds.

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This Post is NSFW

I recently entered a needle and ink shop with an acquaintance whom had an appointment.

I took photos.webedit

I didn’t recognize the piercer but she knew me from high school. She was overjoyed to tell us how she tried to convince her sister, recently, to name her child after a bad-ass she knew in high school: Me. Her words. It slowly came back.

My acquaintance asked a few questions about my teen years. The piercer delighted in talking about me, like I was her favorite band or comfort food. She also said things in a way that convinced me she has indulged in the idea of me in recent years.

As we left, she introduced me to her husband.