Damn AA Sponsors

A Georgia mother was arrested for throwing a wild, naked Twister party for her teen daughter and her friends after her Alcoholics Anonymous sponsor ratted her out

This story really has everything:

  • provided weed and alcohol to the partying teens
  • joined them in a game of naked Twister
  • former Mormon Sunday school teacher
  • found an 18-year-old … the two snuck off to a bathroom to have sex
  • still “horny,” so she brought her sex toys into the living room and used them in front of the group
  • The party continued in Lehnardt’s hot tub
  • passed out in her bed … woke up around 3:30 a.m. to find her daughter’s well-endowed 16-year-old boyfriend having sex with her
  • Her daughter ‘felt guilty’ because the 16-year-old was 10-inches long and huge, and if she had been able to take it he wouldn’t have needed to rape her mother
  • made her realize that her drinking, which she started doing when she separated from her husband in November, was a problem
  • lost custody of her children, ages 4, 6, 8, 10 and 16
  • grew up in the Mormon Church
  • never touched a drop of alcohol before her husband of 15 years came back from a deployment to Iraq with Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder and anger issues in 2010

According to her attorney, some of the accusations “were exaggerated.”

IT

OK, so I just got done reading this: The B**** manager from hell.

Half of my annoyance is with the evil manager, the other half with the guy writing the story who, despite all warnings, continues to give a shit.  At the end he appears to have documented things properly, however at several points in the story I’m almost punching the monitor screaming DUDE WHAT ARE YOU DOING SEND A FUCKING EMAIL TO EVERYONE DOCUMENTING THIS SHIT FUCK.

BTW, in case anyone is not aware of this fact, corporate IT sucks.  Primarily because, at the end of the day, no matter what you do, you are on the “expense” side of the ledger.  You are a utility; a necessary expense which only gets attention when shit does not work.

As a nice palate cleanser, here is an entirely different reddit thread which is not safe for work and makes me feel funny in my pants.