Celebrity Deathwatch 2015 #0182-0185

Ena Kadić, 26, former Miss Austria, fell off a mountain while running.

Fucks given: 0

Cory Wells, 74, singer for Three Dog Night.

Fucks given: 0, they sucked.  I think I watched the Three Dog Night episode of Behind the Music back in the ’90s and they said one of the guys had something like a $10k/week heroin habit, but apparently it was one of the other guys in the band.

Ted Ingram, 95, world’s oldest paperboy.

Fucks given: whut.

Maureen O’Hara, 95, actress, was in a bunch of John Wayne films.

Fucks given: .25

This should be a ride


Six Flags has the rights to the Merrie Melodies / Looney Tunes franchise, so they could potentially build a Coal Black and de Sebben Dwarves ride at any number of amusement parks.

Side Note: Of the Six Flags parks, I’ve only been to Magic Mountain, which is kind of a  shithole, although I haven’t been there for at least 20 or 25 years.