Celebrity Deathwatch 2015 #0218-0225

Douglas Thompkins, 72, co-founder of The North Face and Esprit, died of hypothermia following a kayaking accident in Chile.

Fucks given: 0, but cool way to go.

Brooke McCarter, 52, was apparently one of the vampires in The Lost Boys.

Fucks given: 0.

Ian “Lemmy” Kilmister, 70, former member of Hawkwind and founder/frontman of Motörhead.

Fucks given: ALL THE GODDAMN FUCKS THERE ARE DAMN IT ALL TO FUCK.

Meadowlark Lemon, 83, basketball player for the Harlem Globetrotters.

Fucks given: 1.

Vonette Bright, 89, co-founder of Campus Crusade for Christ.

Fucks given: <0, I fucking hate youth pastors.  Back in college I used to get bothered all the fucking time by fuckers wanting to tell me about Jesus while I was minding my own business trying to have lunch or study.

William Guest, 74, Pip.

Fucks given: 0.

Ian Murdock, 42, creator of the Debian Linux distribution.

Fucks given: 1.  Interesting note, apparently there was weird shit going down on his Twitter account right before he died.

Sean Whitesell, 52, television actor, writer, and producer.

Fucks given: 3, I really liked his character on Oz.

Celebrity Deathwatch 2015 #0198-0200

Andy White, 85, drummer on The Beatles’ first single Love Me Do.

Fucks given: 0, I hate The Beatles.

Alex Pascu, 33, bassist for Goodbye to Gravity, died of burns suffered in Collectiv Nightclub fire.

Fucks given: wow, that’s almost the whole band, only the singer is left.

Phil “Philthy Animal” Taylor, 61, drummer for Motörhead.

Fucks given: 5.