“Decided that if I was gonna die anyway I might as well fuck a prostitute before it was all over. After that a cab driver offered to sell me cocaine. One thing lead to another, and I got a room above a whore house equipped with a heart shaped bed, a stripper pole, and a hot tub.”
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Last night I had an idea for a restaurant while waiting for my friend to finish cooking me steak on hot coals during a rainstorm. The swine flu* is coming in from Mexico (again) and before that we couldn’t eat green onions** or tomatos*** or jalapeno peppers*** (plus other fresh and dried chilies***) or cantaloupe*** or peanuts*** or pistachios*** or potatoes**** or spinach*****. What do these all have in common? All of these foods came from food plants or farms with Mexican workers located in Mexico and Southern California.
Why not start a food chain which promotes that no foods come from Mexico or other Latin American countries******? This would make the food a bit more costly but the novelty would surely create a cult following. That is, until the immigrant workers burn the place down.
I haven’t thought of a name but I did come up with a slogan: “We Remove The Panic – From Hispanic” or more specifically, “We Take Out The Panic – From Hispanic Foods.” Of course, this would only work if the primary menu items were south of the border (styled) entrees.
* A good article on the topic.
** Hepitatis A
**** Actually these came from Canada, but they didn’t make anyone sick which just proves my point further.
****** I guess that would have to include California