Diseases Caused by Masturbation

A young man, not sixteen years old, became addicted to masturbation to so great a degree, that finally, instead of semen there was an emission of blood, which was followed by excessive pain and inflammation of all the genital organs.

Note: I know this is not true because it has never happened to me.

Celebrity Deathwatch 2016 #0001-0002

HAPPY NEW YEAR

Ed Vezey, 96, last survivor of the USS Oklahoma, which was sunk by the Japs at Pearl Harbor.

Fucks given: 1.

Pat Harrington Jr., 86, Schneider on One Day at a Time.

Fucks given: 1; he was entertaining I guess, but I only watched the show so I could spank it to Valerie Bertinelli.

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