In a memo marked “top secret”, (Osama bin Laden) acknowledged that terrorists were allowed to masturbate when they were in a “state of extreme need”.
A young man, not sixteen years old, became addicted to masturbation to so great a degree, that finally, instead of semen there was an emission of blood, which was followed by excessive pain and inflammation of all the genital organs.
Note: I know this is not true because it has never happened to me.
This is pretty much why I never go to the office anymore.
But while his bill is taking a firm stance against pornography, the state senator has nothing against masturbation.
“My resolution does not deal with masturbation, I think that’s beyond the scope of what I’m doing,” he said. “We’re not going to outlaw masturbation in Utah.”
The guitarist for the runaways was Lita Ford, who had a solo career in the 80s. As a teenager I frequently masturbated to pictures of her.