Keep Portland Weird

They were stuck in a traffic jam when a 6-foot-4 man dressed as an elf suddenly climbed onto their BMW, stabbed it with a sword and slashed its tires.

He later said he had bipolar disorder, had taken an assortment* of mind-altering party drugs and thought he was an elf superhero slaying a monster.

* ecstasy, LSD, DMT, marijuana, and alcohol