Celebrity Deathwatch 2015 #0106-0107

Patrick Macnee, 93, John Steed on The Avengers (not The Avengers) and Sir Denis Eton-Hogg in This Is Spinal Tap.

Fucks given: 3

Susan Ahn Cuddy, 100, first Asian-American woman to join the U.S. Navy and the first female gunnery officer in the U.S. Navy.  Later worked for the NSA.  Interestingly, her brother Philip was an actor who played Master Kan on Kung Fu.  (Not the blind guy, the other guy).

Fucks given: 1

Legendary Weightlifting Vagina on World Tour

Now hitting Europe.

Kim has for the past five or six months been on a world tour where she lifts objects indigenous to the local area.

For example, in Bali, she lifted coconuts, an array of tropical fruit, and a seashell.

In LA, she lifted a surfboard, gluten-free organic donuts, and cold-pressed juices.

She also offers courses in vaginal kung fu.  [“Snatch the pebble from my hand” joke goes here]