Kerry Simon, 60, “The Rock ‘n’ Roll Chef”, occasional participant on Iron Chef America.
Fucks given: .25.
Fucks given: .33
Gary Richrath, 65, guitarist for REO Speedwagon
Fucks given: 0, they suck.
Moses Malone, 60, basketball player.
Fucks given: 0, I don’t watch basketball, I only mention his death because he’s one of the few sports people whose name I actually recognize.
Fucks given: .5