Today in the Face-Books

Hey, let’s log onto Facebook.

“People you may know:” [some random girl I fucked in High School]

Hmm… *clicks profile*… Oh cool, she’s become an anti-GMO/anti-vaccine/anti-flouride nutjob.  Sweet.

Slightly related as it also has to do with the facebooks, someone I know has a baby with a big giant bulging red mole on its forehead.  They keep posting pictures of the baby, as one does.  Nobody has ever mentioned anything about the mole as far as I know.

In unrelated news, I started experiencing cold symptoms last Friday night, was extremely snotty all weekend, then it devolved into a congested cough around Monday morning-ish, then just started to clear up completely last night… then I woke up around 3 this morning feeling like I’d been punched in the face thanks to a brand new Sinus infection.  Got up and took some painkillers, then in the morning blew my nose and turned the tissue bright red.  Been loading up on painkillers and decongestants all day (aside: why is it so difficult to get a decongestant without acetaminophen?).

Another Facebook Discovery

Today on the face-books I stumbled across an old girlfriend girl I used to smoke pot and hook up with from time to time in High School.

I haven’t initiated contact and her public profile is very limited so I am unable to say this with 100% certainty, but judging from her haircut and the fact that she still has her maiden name, I suspect she may have gone lesbo.


Also, as an update to an earlier post, Serious Former Girlfriend “C” has made no contact with me whatsoever.

The Facebooks Deliver Again

Received today: friend request from an old girlfriend.  Second time I’ve been contacted via  the facebooks by a Serious* Former Girlfriend.

I haven’t figured out how to deal with this yet.

The other SFG (“J”) who contacted me sent me a message saying, basically, “sorry I was a horrible evil fucking bitch whore who deserved to die in a fire.”**  I sent her a polite message in response and denied the friend request, as, realistically, we were never really friends.  We met and became a couple shortly afterwards.  My feelings for her proceeded from lust to love to raw searing hatred.  But now that those feelings have long passed… what?  There is no basis for friendship; our lives intersected a long time ago, we had quite a lot of fun doing drugs and fucking, and then that was over.  I don’t regret it, nor do I wish her ill, I just honestly don’t give a shit.

And now “C” has contacted me.  No message, just a friend request out of nowhere.  Not sure what to do with this.  I don’t consider C to be actually evil like J, and C was actually in the friend category for a while before things escalated, so I will probably accept the request to see what she wants.  Last time I saw her, she had recently gotten married but wanted to get something going with me on the side, because apparently I am good at the sex.

* i.e., not a dated for a while and/or fucked a few times then broke up and moved on with no hard feelings on either side girlfriend, but a totally for reals in love for a year or two of my life and then shit went wrong and crashed and completely fucked me up for a bit girlfriend.

** everything after “sorry” is implied and/or inferred.

Some recent discoveries on the Face-book

Found some people from high school on the facebooks.  Some interesting ones:

  • Girl who was a total whore, dropped out, ran away from home, and was crashing with various local meth dealers -as I recall, she would live with one meth dealer for 2-4 weeks, then leave, move in with another meth dealer, and try to get that meth dealer and his friends to kill the previous meth dealer.  Lather, rinse repeat.
    • Current status: Married, several kids, “likes” include Jesus Christ, Our Lord Jesus Christ, ♥Jesus Christ♥, and some local church.
  • Girl who was small and cute in high school.
    • Current status: Giant hambeast at least 4x the size of her former self, and looking at least 10 years older than she actually is.  Also married with about 10 kids.
  • Girl who was fat all through elementary, junior high, and high school.
    • Current status: Skinny as a rail.  Also bald.  Because she has the cancer.

I can’t decide which of these is more depressing.