Vatican police have raided a cardinal’s apartment where a drug-fuelled homosexual orgy was taking place.
Man runs down street chasing ghosts with a machete.
This is when I decided it would be a good idea to take my stun baton and start shocking my genitals. I was in such a state that such a thing felt electrically orgasmic, and then I think I went to the store to get dick shaped cucumbers to shove up my ass
This week was shit.
Also, I had a really fucking stupid idea which is so stupid that I’m going to work on putting it into production. Sorry to be vague, but it’s so dumb that I’m embarrassed to discuss it before it’s actually live. Even then I don’t know how to promote it as I’m not sure I want my name associated with it. More details after I debut it in a couple of weeks.
I’m going to Disneyland on Monday.
I am currently loaded up on painkillers and have an ice pack on my balls.
Sorry I missed last Friday. I was on vacation.
Currently I’m fucking depressed for no good reason. I need to drink more, but I do not think I will have the opportunity to do so tonight.
I think a commenter got it right, he’s like Tony Stark.
I’d forgotten about this.
He was also implied in a murder.
I’m also curious about his new product “D-Central”.
cnet.com John McAfee’s $100 D-Central aims to outsmart the NSA 2013-09-30