Fucks given: 3.
David Margulies, 78, played the Mayor in Ghostbusters.
Fucks given: .125
David Jones aka Rance, associated with DefCon. I believe I met him a couple of times. Here he is winning a competition at DefCon 21:
The contest was to break into an “office” and do a bunch of stuff – first pick the lock(s) on the door to get in, open a filing cabinet and a briefcase, get into the computer, etc. – in the least amount of time. Mostly there were teams of 3-4 guys competing; he won doing it all by himself.
Fucks given: Possibly not as many as I should. I’ve enjoyed much of his work but have never owned any of his albums.
Angus Scrimm, 89, The Tall Man in the Phantasm movies.
Fucks given: I thought he was already dead.
Fucks given: .125
Fucks given: 3.5
Fucks given: 2
Sandy Berger, 70, unelected government scumbag who worked for President Clinton and smuggled classified documents out of the National Archives in his pants to cover up any potential Clinton administration culpability for 9/11.
Fucks given: fuck that guy.
George T. Sakato, 94, Congressional Medal of Honor winner; fought with the 442nd Regimental Combat Team (the one made up mostly of Japanese-Americans) in WWII.
Fucks Given: 17, one per Nazi he killed on 29 October 1944:
After his platoon had virtually destroyed two enemy defense lines, during which he personally killed five enemy soldiers and captured four, his unit was pinned down by heavy enemy fire. Disregarding the enemy fire, Private Sakato made a one-man rush that encouraged his platoon to charge and destroy the enemy strongpoint. While his platoon was reorganizing, he proved to be the inspiration of his squad in halting a counter-attack on the left flank during which his squad leader was killed. Taking charge of the squad, he continued his relentless tactics, using an enemy rifle and P-38 pistol to stop an organized enemy attack. During this entire action, he killed 12 and wounded two, personally captured four and assisted his platoon in taking 34 prisoners. By continuously ignoring enemy fire, and by his gallant courage and fighting spirit, he turned impending defeat into victory and helped his platoon complete its mission. Private Sakato’s extraordinary heroism and devotion to duty are in keeping with the highest traditions of military service and reflect great credit on him, his unit, and the United States Army.
Fucks given: 5; he was truly the Laurence Olivier of celebrity-chef-lookalike dwarf porn stars.
Fucks given: 0.
Eddie Hoh, 71, session drummer who played and recorded with a number of bands (The Monkees, The Mamas And The Papas, and a bunch of side projects of various famous people). Then in 1970 he just vanished from the music scene and everyone thought he was dead or something.
Fucks given: .5
Fucks given: .75
George Barris, 89, custom car designer, designed the original TV Batmobile, the Munster Koach, and The Green Hornet’s car.
Ben Kuroki, 98, only Japanese-American to fly bomber missions over Japan in WWII.
Fucks given: 1
Judy Carne, 76, British actress, was on Laugh-In and had some minor one-time roles on some other 60’s shows (Bonanza, Big Valley, Man From U.N.C.L.E., etc.)
Fucks given: 0; while I’ve seen clips of Laugh-In, it was before my time.
Chandra Bahadur Dangi, 75, shortest person evar.
Fucks given: 0
Fucks given: 0.
Fucks given: none currently, but I may update this after I watch the MST3K version of HAtMM.
UPDATE: Will be watching this tonight:
Avery Dennis, Sr., 86, former trustee of the Shinnecock Indian Nation.
Fucks given: 0, I just wanted to say Shinnecock.
Fucks given: 3, I used to watch Adam-12 all the time.
Fucks given: 0, haven’t seen any of her movies.
* Which is about as awesome as one would expect:
Royalle’s films are not “goal oriented” towards a final “cum shot”; instead, her films depict sexual activity within the broader context of women’s emotional and social lives.