Celebrity Deathwatch 2016 #0025-0028

Edgar Mitchell, 85, Apollo 14 Astronaut, walked on the moon.

Fucks given: 20, srsly the dude walked on the fucking moon.

Alethea McGrath, 96, played the librarian at the Jedi library in Star Wars II: Attack of the Clones

Fucks given: none whatsoever.

Antonin Scalia, 79, Supreme Court Justice.

Fucks given: $10 says the next judge doesn’t understand what the words “shall not be infringed” means.

Vanity, 57, singer for Vanity 6 and actress in Action Jackson and The Last Dragon,who almost married Nikki Sixx but then went full-on Jesus after ODing on crack.

Fucks given: .05.

Celebrity Deathwatch 2015 #0128-0131

Rowdy Roddy Piper, 61, professional wrestler and star of They Live.

Fucks given: ALL OF THEM.  I quite enjoyed him as a wrestler when I was young, and They Live was awesome.

Lynn Anderson, 67, country singer best known for her 1971 hit (I Never Promised You a) Rose Garden.

Fucks given: <0.  That song is on the list of songs I fucking hate because my mom listened to that shitty pop-country* shit all the fucking time when I was growing up and I’ve heard that fucking piece of shit song thousands of times.

Buddy Emmons, 78, “The World’s Foremost Steel Guitarist

Fucks given: 0, never heard of him.

Bobbi Kristina Brown, 22, daughter of Bobby Brown and late crackhead Whitney Houston.

Fucks given: 0.  Side note: apparently a fight broke out at her funeral.

* also folk music, but at least that would sometimes have entertaining lyrics.