Celebrity Deathwatch 2016 #0008-0014

Dan Haggerty, 73, Grizzly Adams

Fucks given: .25, to be honest I can’t remember if I ever watched an episode of the show or not.

Clarence Reid, 76, aka Blowfly.

Fucks given: 0, oddly I have no idea who this is.

Dale Griffin, 67, drummer for Mott the Hoople.   Coincidentally, their big song, All the Young Dudes, was written by the recently deceased David Bowie.

Fucks given: 1; I don’t care about Mott the Hoople, however later on he produced albums for Hanoi Rocks and The Cult and Peel Sessions for Pulp, Nirvana, Smashing Pumpkins, and Carcass.

“Iron” Mike Sharpe, 64, professional wrestler.

Fucks given: 0; strangly, I remember all the guys he’s wrestling in this video, but don’t remember him at all.

Glenn Frey, 67, guest star on an episode of Miami Vice who also had a crappy band.

Fucks given: 3, I really liked him on Miami Vice.

Andy Dog Johnson, 57, artist, did album covers for The The.

Fucks given: 1.

Dr. Robert M. Carter, 74, Australian climate change skeptic.

Fucks given: OMG OBVIOUSLY MURDERED BY FASCIST GLOBAL WARMING CULTISTS DOES ALGORE HAVE AN ALIBI?

Jesus Christ, Bartender

A former bartender at House Speaker John Boehner ’s country club was arrested last month after telling police he considered poisoning the Ohio Republican’s drink and had planned to shoot him, authorities said.

Michael Hoyt is being held and will undergo a court-ordered psychiatric evaluation after telling a police officer and federal agents that he was Jesus Christ and that Mr. Boehner was the devil and responsible for the Ebola virus

Utah Lawmakers Continue To Try To Choke NSA Out

Utah lawmaker wants to shut off NSA’s water supply for good
Bill bans aid between any “federal agency that collects electronic data,” state.
2014-11-20

On a side note, the end of the article mentions a Mormon* fundamentalist group:

Bluffdale itself is a small city of 8,000 people, and it’s also the headquarters of the Apostolic United Brethren, a Mormon fundamentalist group.

I’ve lived twenty minutes from Bluffdale the past decade and this is the first I’ve heard of them.

* The ‘Mormon’ fundamentalist groups tend to be akin to what Scientology is to Science.

Forced Hand Shaking

Unfortunately I cannot publicly disclose any further information – only that this is a letter received by a stranger only a few years ago.