AKA interesting moments during my weekend trip to Portland which, coincidentally, turned out to be in the middle of Portland Beer Week.
Key quotes: “Are you guys here to party or ride bikes?” – Girl at the front counter; “I’m going to slit my wrists” – Representative from New Belgium.
Friday night: ended up at Dean’s Scene, Dean being some old hippie who decided to build a bar in his basement and give homebrewed beer to anyone who shows up.
Key quote: “What the fuck was in that root beer?” – One of my friends the next day.
Key quote: “Did you see that skeleton girl? I felt like giving her money just so she could buy a sandwich.” – Me.
Sunday: Nothing. Just drinking, barbecuing, and watching F1 racing.
And now, not only back to work, but I’m on call until next Tuesday. Fuck.
* no link because fuck you autoplay.