Today in terrible beverage names

I would have assumed that Nipples Are Nipples would be a milk stout, but apparently it’s a hard lemonade.

Also, interesting that Consent Can’t Come After You Do Hard Cider is their highest alcohol product.

Also also, the women involved in this look exactly like I expected.

I guess I’ll try their Charging Money for Tampons is Period Shaming by the Patriarchy Red Ale when it hits the states, though.

4Chan for Australians

A junior Defence staffer allegedly took home an intelligence report and posted it online

“Plus to my dismay I just got a bunch of ‘fake and gay’ remarks and the secret documents went 404 [website not found] about 4 comments 1 hour later,” he allegedly posted.
“So… any other suggestions on how to minimize getting caught by authorities?”

Laughing Man