Celebrity Deathwatch 2015 #0186-0193

Scott Marshall, 41, tattoo artist and winner on season 4 of some reality show called Ink Master.

Fucks given: 0.  Never seen the show.  I have watched LA Ink / Miami Ink / NY Ink, though; every time I watch I want to get more tattoos.

Willis Carto, 89, Holocaust denier and founder of the Institute for Historical Review. Also blamed 9/11 on the Jews.

Fucks given: -100, fucking Nazi.

Miyu Matsuki, 38, Japanese voice actress who did voices for a lot of anime.

Fucks given: I don’t think I’ve seen anything she’s been in, but now I feel like I need to find and watch Shimoneta: A Boring World Where the Concept of Dirty Jokes Doesn’t Exist.

Ralph Richeson, 63, played the weird cook on Deadwood.

Fucks given: 2, good actor, he really sold me on the whole weird cook thing.

Al Molinaro, 96, played Al on Happy Days.

Fucks given: I just realized that I seem to have watched quite a lot of Happy Days when I was a kid and yet never actually enjoyed the show.  Also, I completely forgot that Ted McGinley was on Happy Days; it’s probable that I had stopped watching the show by then.

Fred Thompson, 73, actor on Law & Order and The Hunt for Red October and former Senator.

Fucks given: 5, I enjoyed his work.

Vlad Telea and Mihai Alexandru, guitarists for Romanian metal band Goodbye to Gravity, burned to death along with 25 other people after the band’s pyrotechnics set the club on fire at their record release party.

Fucks given: 0

Celebrity Deathwatch 2015 #0113-0118

Jerry Weintraub, 77, movie producer.  Did Karate Kid, Oceans 11, and some other crap.

Fucks given: 0.  Honestly, I never actually liked The Karate Kid.

Paul Lioy, 68, environmental scientist who studied the health effects of the dust from the World Trade Center attacks.

Fucks given: ALL THE FUCKS OBVIOUSLY HE WAS MURDERED AS PART OF THE COVERUP BY BUSH AND ISRAEL no just kidding, .25 fucks.

Irwin Keyes, 63, actor who had a weird condition causing him to have an unusual facial bone structure, which led to him getting a lot of tough guy / henchman roles.

Fucks given: .25, I vaguely recognize him as one of those guys who was in things.

Caspar Bowden, 53, privacy advocate who warned that the NSA was spying on everyone.

Fucks given: 3

Omar Sharif, 83, famous actor.

Fucks given: 3

Satoru Iwata, 55, game designer and President/CEO of Nintendo.

Fucks given: 1 I guess; I was never really into Nintendo.  Growing up I had a pong system, an Atari 2600, and a Colecovision; then later played games on my Amiga, then much later bought an Xbox.  I have never owned a Nintendo product.