As the kids say, Top Kek.
“Plus to my dismay I just got a bunch of ‘fake and gay’ remarks and the secret documents went 404 [website not found] about 4 comments 1 hour later,” he allegedly posted.
“So… any other suggestions on how to minimize getting caught by authorities?”
I had friends over until two am last night. when I returned to my trending news ticker it was exploding with words and phrases like “Jennifer Lawrence leaked photos”, “Jlaw nude”, “Olivia Munn penetrated”, “hacker releases celeb nudes”, “Apple iCloud security questioned”. Yeah, no shit.
So, a reminder to all my friends. When you take a photo of you measuring your penis, or you send a topless photo to your long distance partner, or you feel the need to document your turd (you know who you are), take the time to also make sure your cloud storage is turned off. Don’t stop sending nude photos to you loved ones. A life without perversion is a life half lived. Or be like Eva Green and just get nude so much it doesn’t matter when it wasn’t meant for a public audience.
This is the most questionable thing in all the “underground” news bits: Posted on 4chan, someone found that women are posting nude selfies with a hashtag #JenniferLawrenceWeSupportYou. I guess now is the best time to be a chronic masturbator online. Our ancestors would pillage across continents to have the sort of full access to selfie porn that is becoming available.
Or maybe not, since they probably had access to brothels, slaves, and multiple wives.
Seriously dear friends, stay safe, be smart – don’t trust clouds.