The Philadelphia record shop Dancing Ferret (aka Isolation Tank mai-lorder) has recently had an Indiegogo campaign to raise the funds needed to stay open. None of the contributions are without something in return. A store this well known by the industrial, goth-rock, and deathrock crowds, is going to have its own resident weirdo. Enter the fun that a contribution of $495 will bring you.
Here you can watch the Patrick Rodgers piece on The Colbert Report.