Today in terrible beverage names

I would have assumed that Nipples Are Nipples would be a milk stout, but apparently it’s a hard lemonade.

Also, interesting that Consent Can’t Come After You Do Hard Cider is their highest alcohol product.

Also also, the women involved in this look exactly like I expected.

I guess I’ll try their Charging Money for Tampons is Period Shaming by the Patriarchy Red Ale when it hits the states, though.

I’m suddenly sad I missed DefCon this year

Apparently there was a DefCon talk re: this issue.

N.P. says she bought a We-Vibe in May and used it “several times” until she realized that it was sending data about her usage practices back to Standard Innovation’s servers, including when she used it, which vibration settings she used, and her email address.

Boner Bonus quote which clearly demonstrates the wonders of the modern world and makes me say “yeah, who the fuck needs flying cars?”:

The smartphone app lets users “customize” their We-Vibe experience, unlock app-only “bonus” vibration modes such as the “cha-cha-cha” and the “crest,” and “create unlimited custom playlists,”

Pokemons at the sex store

“We were confused at first,” Mier told HuffPost. “We heard people talking about ‘poking your man.’

Helpful employees assumed the customers were talking about pegging, a reverse form of anal sex where a woman penetrates a man with a strap-on dildo or vibrator.

Bonus quote:

“There is already a Hello Kitty vibrator, maybe someone will make Pokemon vaginal balls,”