Pornstars Without Makeup

A few thoughts:

  • Herpes and Meth are really bad for your skin.
  • A lot of these women are not hot with makeup either.
  • Especially the ones that have had a crapload of plastic surgery.
  • I’ve never heard of Samai, but her no-makeup picture is approaching the Platonic Ideal of “girl I would have smoked out and awkwardly tried to hook up with at a party back in high school”.

lol commies

For decades, the coop has been offered a useful lesson to anyone paying attention: Socialism doesn’t work.

In 2011, for instance, coop members were caught paying other people — notably their nannies — to take over their 2-hour-per-week shifts at the market. As it turned out, the well-heeled bankers and lawyers and psychiatrists in the neighborhood who bill several hundred dollars an hour for their time didn’t think rearranging the broccoli was worth it.

Today in terrible beverage names

I would have assumed that Nipples Are Nipples would be a milk stout, but apparently it’s a hard lemonade.

Also, interesting that Consent Can’t Come After You Do Hard Cider is their highest alcohol product.

Also also, the women involved in this look exactly like I expected.

I guess I’ll try their Charging Money for Tampons is Period Shaming by the Patriarchy Red Ale when it hits the states, though.