Out With A Bang

“Decided that if I was gonna die anyway I might as well fuck a prostitute before it was all over. After that a cab driver offered to sell me cocaine. One thing lead to another, and I got a room above a whore house equipped with a heart shaped bed, a stripper pole, and a hot tub.”

Guy Goes To Mexico To Kill Himself, Spends Week Doing Coke And Banging Hookers, Decides To Keep Living

Random thought regarding bayonets

You know what’s fucking crazy?  A bayonet charge.

Seriously, “Hey, you know what, let’s strap some knives to our guns and then instead of shooting those guys over there we can just run over and fucking stab them because fuck those guys amirite?”

Just a random thought while watching C&Rsenal.

Non-Celebrity Deathwatch

This guy.

William Ziegler escaped this mortal realm on Friday, July 29, 2016 at the age of 69. We think he did it on purpose to avoid having to make a decision in the pending presidential election.

BTW, at some point I’ll do another celebrity deathwatch, but right now it’s going to take me like 3 days to go through the dead celebrity backlog.

DOT COM

The bottom notes on this last update reminded me that I used to also own the site DieForAllah.com which would be much more relevant now than it was then. I think I mostly just had it for the email and had an ASCII drawing of an Uzi up. Here it is on the WayBackMachine from 2002:

dieforallah2002

Oh neat it looks like the domain still exists and isn’t being squatted upon. Should we get it and redirect it here?

dieforallah

Vegans Can Do Anything

Including dying trying to climb Everest.

Speaking of complete fucking retards.

If you don’t have anyone who cares about you or is dependent on you, if you have no friends or colleagues, and if you’re willing to put a single round in the chamber of a revolver and put it in your mouth and pull the trigger, then yeah, it’s a pretty good idea to climb Everest.

Friday Night Video CLXVII

I think this week was the anniversary of this guy killing himself.

Speaking of dead people, I’m behind on the celebrity deathwatch because I’ve recently had pretty much zero opportunity to be on my primary desktop computer for any extended length of time due to various family-related reasons, and putting together a post with quite a lot of links is difficult on the iPad.

Celebrity Deathwatch 2016 #0050-0067

Frank Sinatra, Jr., 72, son of a famous singer and kidnapping victim.

Fucks given: 0.

Larry Drake, 67, noted that guy actor.

Fucks given: 3, I recognize him from some things, some of which were entertaining.

Joe Santos, 84, another that guy actor.

Fucks given: 3, he was definitely in some stuff.

Scabs, 41, drummer for Frankenstein Drag Queens from Planet 13.

Fucks given: 0, never heard of him or them.

Bob Ebeling, 89, guy who said “Hey, the Space Shuttle is going to blow up.

Fucks given: 5

Phife Dawg, 45, was in A Tribe Called Quest.

Fucks given: 0, I have heard of A Tribe Called Quest but have no idea what songs they have done.

Ken Howard, 71, the coach on The White Shadow.

Fucks given: .5, I vaguely remember the show, not sure if I ever watched it, but I do remember the Saturday Night Live parody.

Antoine Demoitié, 25, bicycle racer.

Fucks given: 0, and I only mention him because I was looking for video of the crash and stumbled upon some weird news “videos” that are actually a series of still pictures with apparently a text-to-speech app reading printed news stories, which I didn’t even realize was a “thing”.

Toni Grant, 73, radio psychologist.

Fucks given: 0.

Winston Moseley, 81, murdered Kitty Genovese, the popular story of which is complete bullshit.

Fucks given: -1.

James Noble, 94, played the Governor on Benson.

Fucks given: .5

Patty Duke, 69, had her own show back in the 60s.

Fucks given: oh wow, she’s Sean Astin‘s mom.

Erik Bauersfeld, 93, voice of Admiral Ackbar.

Fucks given:

Bill Henderson, 90, jazz singer who was also in a bunch of movies and TV shows.

Fucks given: 0, I don’t recognize him.

Joe Medicine Crow, 102, Native American historian and War Chief.

Fucks given: 8

Merle Haggard, 79, country singer and former inmate of San Quentin prison.

Fucks given: 1

Blackjack Mulligan, 73, professional wrestler.

Fucks given: 0, don’t remember him.

David Gest, 62, freaky looking guy who was married to Liza Minelli.

Fucks given: 0.