Vatican police have raided a cardinal’s apartment where a drug-fuelled homosexual orgy was taking place.
There’s a logical explanation for all this: the cake had been prayed over by a bunch of ex-hookers who found Jesus.
Factcheck rating: seems legit.
In a memo marked “top secret”, (Osama bin Laden) acknowledged that terrorists were allowed to masturbate when they were in a “state of extreme need”.
So, if we are in a simulation, we would expect there to be bugs in our universe, which might be exploited with just the right series of normally-unremarkable actions. In-universe, we call that magic.
… [Super Mario Brothers 3] was released and done with; our world is still being maintained. So what we would expect to see in our world are bugs/magics that work for a while, but then stop once the god/grad student who maintains our code patches the bug.
The retard next door has started trying to talk to me about Jesus.
Yes, I know, I have slacked off on Celebrity Deathwatch 2016 to the point where it’s not even a thing anymore and it would take about 12 hours of work to catch up.
But, I have to break in for this important celebrity death:
Fucks given: lulz.
Here’s my favorite Chick tract parody: Darque Dungeon
Cern hard at work. Links in case the video is removed.
The Guardian Fake human sacrifice filmed at Cern, with pranking scientists suspected 2016-08-18
Popular Mechanics CERN Scientists Under Investigation After Fake Human Sacrifice 2016-08-18