“I tore up your Versailles Treaty
Today is the first of September
See you at your graveside, baby
I’ll meet you in Poland, baby”
… but turns out he’s been in a coma for the past year.
Also he may or may not have been rescued by Dennis Rodman.
Holy fuck this fucking scumbag. I hope she pulls a Bud Dwyer in the near future.
Golden shower from Russian prostitutes in the Presidential Suite of the Moscow Ritz Carlton:
I would have assumed that Nipples Are Nipples would be a milk stout, but apparently it’s a hard lemonade.
Also, interesting that Consent Can’t Come After You Do Hard Cider is their highest alcohol product.
Also also, the women involved in this look exactly like I expected.
I guess I’ll try their Charging Money for Tampons is Period Shaming by the Patriarchy Red Ale when it hits the states, though.